西哈诺（杰拉尔•德帕迪约 Gérard Depardieu 饰）生性狂野不羁，亚洲心地善良，亚洲他默默地爱慕着表妹罗克珊（安妮•波诺什 Anne Brochet 饰），但是他生来长着一个丑陋的大鼻子，纵使自己才华横溢，也不敢对表妹表明心迹。一天晚上他狠狠地嘲讽并且击败一个富家子之后，罗克珊约他次日见面。西哈诺写好情书后准备表明情愫之时，罗克珊却告诉他自己爱上了英俊的新兵克里斯蒂（文森特•佩雷斯 Vincent Perez 饰），并嘱咐在同一兵队的西哈诺保护他。克里斯蒂也喜欢着罗克珊，西哈诺便将自己对罗克珊的爱慕付诸笔端以克里斯蒂之名送达罗克珊之手，并且巧妙地安排了两人的婚姻。谁知早就对罗克珊心怀不轨的军官见此情景愤恨难忍，将克里斯蒂调去了阿拉斯作战……
藤木直人
回复 :Set in an uncanny future — or perhaps a slightly alternate present where cellphone technology is nowhere to be found — Anna and her partner Ryan have achieved every couple’s dream: they are in possession of a document certifying their true love. Their comfortable if somewhat mundane life, however, leaves Anna questioning their successful love test, administered by placing their extracted fingernails into a cutting-edge machine. Anna soon begins working for the Love Institute under the tutelage of Duncan (Luke Wilson), which, in addition to determining a couples’ status via the mysterious test, trains them to deepen bonds. There, she’s paired with the experienced — and devastatingly charming — Amir to take couples at various stages of relationships through a series of love-building activities before the big test. As the new colleagues work to ameliorate the connections of clients, Anna begins to wonder if perhaps Amir is her one true love and if trusting her own feelings is a more reliable metric than what is determined by a machine.
农夫
回复 :本片主要讲述了一支受恶魔控制的水管，经常出来吓唬那些本性还算不坏的瘾君子们。作为一部向B级恐怖电影致敬的片子，剧中充满了无厘头式的搞笑。
软硬天师
回复 :20世纪末，供职于天音中央医院的呼吸内科医师折井绫乃（草刈民代 饰）因被不伦恋人高井医生（浅野忠信 饰）抛弃，一度选择轻生。该事件令这位美丽的女子成为医院中饱受争议的焦点人物。在极度失意的时候，和善宽宏的患者江木秦三（役所广司 饰）让绫乃感受到珍贵的温暖与惬意。这对别样的医患，在交谈呵护过程中建立了深深的信赖。自感去日无多的江木，某天向绫乃提出一个令人为难的请求，那便是希望对方减少他的痛苦，让他安详且有尊严的死去。在“安乐死”尚未得到法律认可的时代，绫乃面临着前所未有的重大选择……本片荣获2012年日本电影旬报十佳影片第四名。
