一代著名特工凌凌漆（周星驰 饰）长期被上级弃用，久久沦为卖肉摊主。一具价值连城的恐龙骨架被一个浑身盔甲的金枪客盗去，久久因为线索少任务危险，凌凌漆又被高层领导委以重任。 凌凌漆依循线索来到香港，与联络人香琴（袁咏仪 饰）碰头，不想香琴处心积虑找机会要将凌凌漆杀死，原来她的另一身份是金枪客派来的杀手，但经历过出生入死的战斗后，香琴与凌凌漆渐生出了真情。而此时，金枪客的真实身份也被曝光，发现自己掉进某个阴谋里的凌凌漆开始奋力与敌手较量。
闵庆勋
回复 :二十年前在重庆。一群流亡学生在沙坪坝上学。其中包括何慕天，小罗，王孝城，和号称“沙坪坝之花”的李梦竹。梦竹有个严厉的母亲，她阻挠不了梦竹与慕天的来往，终于监禁了梦竹，慕天来访她，却被她母亲哄骗说她巳出嫁成都，慕天坚持不信，天天来访，终于感动奶妈，帮助她们出走，叮嘱他们要竭诚相爱，永不变心……（图片为20年后何慕天与女儿霜霜一起吃早饭）
托比凯斯
回复 :BACK FORK is the story of an everyman, WAYLON, struggling to hold his life and family together after a heartbreaking tragedy. He and his wife, NIDA, barely recognize themselves, let alone each other. Their inability to continue on and to heal, leaves them hopeless. With the growing burden of the unanswered questions of why, and a heavy dose of self-blame, It's only a matter of time before Waylon turns to the magic of the pills to make the problems disappear. He finds a kindred spirit in his sister, RAYLENE, as he sleep walks through life with addiction. It's only a matter of time until Waylon finds himself at a crossroads. He learns that he's been asking the wrong question all along. The question isn't why, rather, where do I go from here? He's then able to see that we're all wounded animals. Sometimes we die, but sometimes we live.
少女时代
回复 :上海某肉联加工厂工会主席大李（刘侠声）是个热心人，却有个不雅的“气象台”绰号：他工作虽积极，身体却由于不运动十分糟糕，一到阴雨天就会腰酸腿疼，邻居只要见他手拿雨伞出门，效仿着准没错。车间主任老李（范哈哈）认为工作远比体育重要百倍，很是不满成日嚷嚷要在厂里搞种种体育活动的儿子小李（姚德冰）。厂里职工大力士（关宏达）自认力气大过天，对体育活动也是一脸不屑。小李和其他热爱体育的同事商量，决定选出一个体协主席带领大伙展开锻炼。老李听闻，和大力士一合计，有心推选大李做主席，一来不得罪儿子，二来体育活动很快就会有始无终。哪想大李竟然新官上任三把火，烧得老李很是尴尬。可是老李认死了体育无用，哪怕大李老婆、五个孩子的妈妈秀梅（昔日与他站在一条战线）积极投身锻炼，他也不为所动。
